A businessman needed a million dollars to close an important business transaction. He went to church to pray for the money. 

He knelt and started praying next to a man who was praying for a hundred dollars he needed to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed the hundred dollars into the other man’s hand. 

Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church. 

The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, “And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention….” 

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